September 2012
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Sep 22nd
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May 2012
2 posts
May 13th
May 13th
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December 2011
2 posts
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Miyag-Ecards: Christmastime is for Giving
Christmas is a time for being generous. Give me that piece of food in your hand.  Now leave me alone.
Dec 12th
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Miyag-Ecards: Happy Holidays
The Holidays are a joyous time. Like that time I peed on your bookbag. Happy Holidays, to you, smelly human, and all your stinking human kin.
Dec 1st
November 2011
1 post
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MiyagEcards: Procrastination
Oh, right. You’re “working.” How about working on getting me some ham, dumbass? Whenever you’re done looking at your exes on Facebook. Any time. Really.
Nov 10th
August 2011
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Miyag-Ecards: Best Friends
We go together like bread & butter. Like kibbles & bits. Like my teeth and your ankles. Just right.
Aug 31st
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Miyag-Ecards: Words of Advice
In my 112 dog years on this earth, I have learned a few things. Most importantly: People are annoying. Secondly: The smaller you are, the more of them you can bite without consequence.  That’s not advice, it’s a threat.
Aug 24th
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Winston, the puggle that loves everyone, says...
Hello Janki! You’re amazing!  I’m so happy you were born! xo Winston
Aug 17th
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Miyag-Ecards: Introducing Winston, the puggle who...
Miyagi is taking the week off from your stupid face. In his place, Winston, the puggle who loves everyone, has prepared a greeting to brighten up your day. Have I told you lately that you’re gorgeous? xo, Winston
Aug 10th
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Miyag-Ecards: Hang in There
For those times when life seems so overwhelming you just want to wilt into your person’s arm and give it all up, just remember: At least you stink like a champion.
Aug 3rd
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July 2011
3 posts
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Miyag-Ecards: Summer Vacation
As you can see, my beach body is all in order. Now get away from my stump, you stinking ape, the bitches await.
Jul 29th
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My New UberBlog →
Consolidated everything, keeping the MiyagEcards here. We roll with the utility.
Jul 26th
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Miyag-Ecards: 4th of July
In honor of Independence Day, I’m giving you independence from dry socks.  You’re welcome.
Jul 4th
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June 2011
3 posts
My Embassytown Review →
A sweet breakdown of an oeuvre with minimal spoilers.
Jun 20th
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Miyag-ecards: Nando's Birthday Edition
. Happy birthday, special friend Nando. You are special in many ways: I ESPECIALLY want to snap at you when you cross the invisible line on the bed, I ESPECIALLY want you to hold still while I sniff your pantlegs for hours and hours (what else are you here for, sir?), I ESPECIALLY want you to give me the rest of that pork shoulder you are obviously cooking just for me. Most special about...
Jun 11th
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Miyag-Ecards: Father's Day
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there. I wish I knew my Dad. He’s probably dead by now. Thanks for bringing it up, asshole.
Jun 8th
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May 2011
2 posts
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Miyag-Ecards #9: Birthday 3
Birthdays can be draining. You know what would help?  Giving me all your cake.  Then getting your damn camera out of my face.
May 25th
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Miyag-ecards: Mother's Day
Happy Mother’s Day.  My mother is dead.  Cause I’m 14 and she was a dog. Bet you didn’t think about that when you decided to raise such a kerfuffle.
May 4th
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April 2011
7 posts
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Miyag-ecards, #8: Thinking of You
Thinking of you, and how much I’d like to pee on your damn shoes.
Apr 27th
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Miyag-ecards, #7: 420
What are you, some kind of drug addict?  I knew it all along.
Apr 20th
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Miyag-ecards, #6: Birthday 2
I hope your birthday is happy and painless. Because I’m saving up a load of tiny, sharp teeth for your present.
Apr 13th
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Miyag-ecards, #5: Anniversary
Happy Anniversary.  May your love last as long as my hatred for you and all your kind. Meaning: Forever. This is lovingly dedicated to my parents, celebrating 36 years of pretty great marital bliss this week.  Congrats, M&D! Miyagi says: Here’s to 36 more years of you leaving me alone!
Apr 6th
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A Guided Tour of the Museum of Communism Review! →
Here’s a book review I did!
Apr 5th
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Miyag-ecards, #4: Congrats
Well done.  You stupid, smelly human.
Apr 3rd
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Miyag-ecards, #3: Bar Mitzvah
Mazel tov on your Bar/Bat Mitzvah. I will bite you 13 times to celebrate your adulthood.
Apr 1st
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March 2011
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Miyag-ecards, #2: Get Well Soon
Get well soon.  So I can bite you some more. To Ira, with love.
Mar 30th
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The Miyag-ecard Collection
Introducing Miyag-ecards, occasional e-cards from Mr. Miyagi, my geriatric Chihuahua. He’s 14, mostly blind and deaf, and doesn’t have time for your guff.  Keep a look out every Wednesday for the newest greeting from the little dog who hates you.
Mar 30th
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Miyag-ecards, #1: Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday. I still hate you and your damn smell.
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 23rd
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Giveaway! Tell Us:
wordbrooklyn: What’s your favorite read of 2011 so far? Reblog this post with your answer; we’ll randomly select one person to win a WORD t-shirt! I want it!  I want that WORD T-shirt, dammit! My favorite read of 2011 that CAME OUT in 2011 was A Guided Tour Through the Museum of Communism by Slavenka Drakulic. My favorite read of 2011 of an older book was Julie Doucet’s My New York...
Mar 16th
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Cage Match Round 2 →
…Fight! Here’s the second Suvudu Cage Match I helped out with.  What fun. Check it out for my first attempt at poetry since the 8th grade.
Mar 14th
Mar 12th
Randall's Animals →
Hoooww could I have lived this long and not seen this?  They’re having a flamingo bar-b-que!
Mar 12th
Mar 11th
Mar 10th
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Mar 8th
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New York Press Piece: Seven Moves in Eight Years →
Here’s a piece what I wrote for one of NYC’s most storied free weeklies. 
Mar 8th