Hello Janki! You’re amazing!  I’m so happy you were born!

xo Winston

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Happy birthday, special friend Nando. You are special in many ways: I ESPECIALLY want to snap at you when you cross the invisible line on the bed, I ESPECIALLY want you to hold still while I sniff your pantlegs for hours and hours (what else are you here for, sir?), I ESPECIALLY want you to give me the rest of that pork shoulder you are obviously cooking just for me. Most special about you is: you stink.  Have a happy birthday, you big, lovable SOB. I appreciate your company all those times the Other One abandoned me

Introducing Miyag-ecards, occasional e-cards from Mr. Miyagi, my geriatric Chihuahua. He’s 14, mostly blind and deaf, and doesn’t have time for your guff.  Keep a look out every Wednesday for the newest greeting from the little dog who hates you.